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Monday, June 7, 2010

A merry heart is good medicine, but a BROKEN spirit can make you sick...

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

"i no longer judge myself on how much i been loved"

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,





Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,

Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gai.

Aapko TENSION !!



Aap hospital le gaye,

Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho

Aapko TENSION !!



Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi !

Phir ladki se pucha

Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.

Aapko aur TENSION.



Phir police ayi

Aapka medical check up hua.

Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.

Aapko aur TENSION !!



Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !



Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai

Wo kiske hai…????????



Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

BaBa Ji Ka GhAnTa...!!

Completed 500 Post... :) But Guy But We Did't Got Much Likings??? :( Common Guys Suggest To Your Friends Also... ;) Thanks... :D

Completed 500 Post... :)
But Guy But We Did't Got Much Likings??? :(
Common Guys Suggest To Your Friends Also... ;)
Thanks... :D

mood off......................... i hate my self.......:( :( :( :(

Please do try this at home. Try this awesome tongue twister. Say "Alpha Q" 15 times v.fast... Show your friends and lecturers how good you are at it.. ;) lol...

I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit.

why is it you always find something you lost after you buy a new one?

No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.

i knew that song MONTHS ago, NOW its popular and EVERYONE likes it

If you start to miss me, remember, i didnt walk away, you let me go...

h8 2 do holiday h.w . . . . .:(

never hurt anyone,,becoz it hurts u back..newtons 3rd law.. :)

W-wait What Homework?

Giving a certain look and your best friend knows exactly what u mean.

Random laughter when remembering something

What Not to Say to a Woman


Anything bad about her guy friends

One of the ways a woman marks a guy as "insecure" the fastest is if he starts dissing her guy friends, especially if he hasn't met them and doesn't know her very well. Here's the deal: Even if they are more than friends, you are only making yourself look like you are scared of competition from them, which to a woman screams "insecurity." Best to just keep your mouth shut when they are mentioned and focus on your game instead. 



"I'll call you Friday"

Ending a phone conversation with a "next step" is a good technique if you're trying to sell someone something, but not when you are talking to a woman. First of all, you are killing any spontaneity by being predictable. Second, you are also killing any chances of her calling you, as she has to now wait for your call or risk looking desperate. Not good. 



Anything that hints at a "future"

Often when guys are hanging out with a woman for the first time and she mentions something she likes or likes to do, a guy will use that as an opportunity to hint at a future date. For example, she might say she loves Thai food, so you say, "Wow, so do I. We should go get Thai food sometime." Stop, stop, stop, stop! While this sounds good in theory, you must remember that women not only want but need a guy who is somewhat of a "challenge." If partway through the first date you are talking about hanging out again and again and again, she knows that you are really into her, which means the game is over and she has won. Sure, it's nice to connect with someone when you first hang out with them, and of course you should want to do some fun activities together, but don't let her know that she has "won you over" too quickly or you'll come off just like every other guy she's gone out with that is ready to "put a ring on it" after date No. 1.



"How many guys have you slept with?"

First of all, do you really want to know? Second of all, again you are showing insecurity, especially if you ask this in the beginning. Sure, if she asks you first, go ahead. But trust me, you don't want to be the one to start this conversation. You can only lose. 



"I left you a message the other day, but didn't hear back. What happened?"

This might be the most common mistake guys make after not hearing back from a woman, and while it sounds trivial, it is a big one. It took me a long time to figure out what to do when a woman didn't return one of my messages, but I finally figured out it's best to just ignore it and proceed as if it never happened. If you mention an un-returned message to a woman you are doing two things: 1. Showing that you care that she didn't return it. (Hint: If you just met a woman it is too soon to care!); and 2. Giving her a guilt trip, which women see as insecurity. 



"Do you like me?"

If I had to pick out a single phrase that shuts a woman's attraction switch off permanently, this is it. Asking a woman a question like this is the opposite of being confident. So don't ask, just assume she likes you, and go from there. I mean, hey, who wouldn't? 



"What do you want to do tonight?"

There is a saying that a woman likes a "man with a plan," and it is absolutely true. When you call a woman to hang out, make sure you have a game plan. Don't put the burden on her or she won't see you as the type of guy who can show her a good time. 



Anything about your car, job or house that sounds like you are trying to impress her

Do you know what kind of guys brag about their cars, jobs and houses to women? Well, the truth is a lot of different kinds of guys, but women put them all in one category: guys who have nothing else to offer. I'm serious, ask any attractive woman about this and she'll agree. Sure, you may attract some women, but even those women will be far more impressed by your material possessions if you don't mention them in conversation. 



"Can I take you out on a date sometime?"

Similar to No. 1, a woman wants to be with a man who is a leader and in control, not someone who asks her permission to hit on her. Don't ever ask a woman if you can take her out, just ask her out. But do it in a confident way. It can be as simple as saying, "We should hang out. What's your number?" Or even telling her a specific place you want to take her: "Hey, let's take a salsa lesson together, it will be fun!' 



"Can I kiss you?"

Ask any woman and she will tell you; a man should never "ask" for a kiss. Asking for a kiss goes against everything a woman is looking for in a man. You may as well just tell her right there that you are a boy. Her answer might be "yes" if she's being polite, but her attraction meter on the inside will read a firm, "no!" For more great tips on how to meet women, getting phone numbers and email addresses from women easily and how to take things to a "physical" level smoothly, be sure to sign up for my free Dating Secrets Newsletter. It's jam-packed with dozens and dozens of specific strategies you can start using tonight to get more dates.

Home alone? ▶ Music ♩♪♫♬ Volume : ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."

Only say LOL when you're actually "Laughing Out Loud"

The awkward moment when a sex scence comes on the movie you are watching with your parents.

I wish life had an "Undo" button.

i start typing...i see you typing...i stop...you stop...WTF? keep typing!!

"thats cute". - "your cute."

Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %

♥♥♥ she broke his heart. he broke her nothing, bcoz he still loves her A LOT... :'( ♥♥♥

I Hate You

♥ I Love You 

ppl sayz dat smking killz but i think dat luv killz more

a true frnd is a guy who dose not expect u 2talk sence ....

tagged in an album

just bcoz i love u doesnt mean wtevr u tell i will do...

Yeah, I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends.

Yeah, I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends.

"Who do you like?" "You" Awkward

(smash) mom: what was that? you: nothing...

I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone. Then I Can't Do It

Life isn't Perfect but we had to live it and luv it

i no longer judge myself on hoe much i been loved

Can't Live Without You... :'( ;'( ;'(

Laying in bed with your lights on wishing you had those clap lights

"Who do you like?" "You" Awkward

Don't say sorry now.. 'coz I DONT CARE!

f you were a status i'd like you :).

WhhY iS It tHaT The PeRsOn WE LOve The MosT Is The One Who Hates Us THe MOst..!!!

Proud to be Indian

Why you not get A?! You are not "C-sian" nor "B-sian" or "D-sian" ... YOU ARE" A"-SIAN!!!!

Dad . . . . . .1 day i will make u proud . ! ! ! ! ! !

OK, if winners never quit and quitters never win, which loser came up with quit while you're ahead? :/

myy luv for u will neva die...

one night @ the call center

The monsoon has arrived...just love this season...enjoy sitting in the balcony watching the rain while the cool breeze touches the face....oh i just love staring at the clouds n the rain,doing nothing else...studies can wait for some time...its time to experience the beauty of nature


The monsoon has arrived...
just love this season...
enjoy sitting in the balcony watching the rain
while the cool breeze touches the face....
oh i just love staring at the clouds n the rain,
doing nothing else...
studies can wait for some time...
its time to experience the beauty of nature

to wave at security cameras.

When a Song Instantly Reminds You of A Person.. A place..A memory.

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